Play is over. We get a text from Rachel.
Report: Power is out.
Repeat: Power is out.
Power is out? Hmm...let's go to Dominoes and pick up a couple of "Finals Week Specials" and uses Jess's coupon for free Cinnastix. Delish, no?
We arrive. Whole "Morm Dorm" block is out. Flashlights flickering in the windows. They're alive. We manage to creep up stairwell by light of cellular device screens. No sign of threat - we make it in alive.
Our food supply is soon stored in the bellies of the select few who thought ahead and select fortunate others we had mercy on. Survival of the fittest. Done.
Commotion coming from floor below us. We navigate our way through the hall and down a flight of stairs. To our utter amazement, a group of people congregate around a light source of great obscurity. It appears to be some sort of representation of a greater idea...a Christmas tree of sorts. Indeed, it was just that. A Christmas tree of Mountain Dew cans lit by a single orange-vanilla candle from beneath. Remarkable. Who were the brains who drank this excessive amount of sugar and carbonation and are suffering from rotting innards? The boys downstairs. Brilliant!
| The obscure light source representing a greater idea |
It is the early hours of the morn. The power has not returned, but Shanna and I have discovered we are weak and need sleep. Survival of the fittest. Done. But we are behind - others had retired to bed before us...we hope we are the fittest. Done.
I take Shanna home to her dwelling, which is fortunate enough to still have power. I leave and make way to my own abode. I creep up the quiet stairwell of my building alone, I have only my keys and my cell phone to defend myself...and a scarf...I have a scarf...I look at my phone and realize that Shanna had tried to get in contact with me since I had left her.
She had left her keys in her other jacket in my room. I must get them to her so that she might get into her room and sleep. Survival of the fittest theory...dwindling. I grab her belongings and pass through the stairwell and treacherous snow to get to my vehicle. I get to Shanna's and attempt to call her via phone - only to realize that her voice was not on the other end. I had made contact with her parents...specifically her father...at two in the morning. Curse my communication device! Why did it do that? I get Shanna her keys. She now can sleep. I can too.
Report: Power returns at 2:30 in the morning.
Happy Birthday to me.


