I called Ashery and Shananaba up and we headed out to the boondocks of West Valley.
I had never been to the USANA amphitheater before...and it beats me on the head as to what USANA actually stands for (I just spent 15 minutes trying to research it...but apparently they are a company that creates science-based nutritional products and their headquarters are based out of West Valley...this I did not know, but makes a lot of sense...but what does USANA stand for?!?!)
I was so excited by the idea of "free tickets" that I didn't even think about paying for parking. We pulled up to the parking lot and were greeted by people in laser-lemon vests wanting money. It so happened that my mom had paid me back $2.00 the day before and that I now had a total of $10.00 in cash on me at that moment -- which is how much it cost to park my car in their dirt parking lot. Thank you mom! Or else that could have been awkward...heh heh. :)
So we took a picture in front of the USANA amphitheater for memory's sake and continued to march back to the car. Nevermind that everyone in the audience has a camera on their phone!...I could have shoved my camera into my pocket and they wouldn't have gotten after me...but we're honest folk. ;)
| Me, Ashery, and Shananaba |
Round two. The ushers beckoned us to come through their gate, but they weren't the same ushers as last time. So they promptly had me shake out my Winnie the Pooh blanket and checked inside my Aggie bag again. Ope. No cookies. "But the ushers over there didn't say anything..." I attempted to mutter and they just looked at me and told me, "They lied to you. They can't come in." And the boy my age quietly mumbled, "But those look like good cookies!" Meh...don't try to make me feel good. There went our dinner. I gave the blanket to Ashery and Shananaba and they went to go find a spot on the lawn. I would walk back to the car...yet again.
I got to my car and realized it was completely pointless for me to be carrying anything whatsoever. So I walked back to the gate for round three and waltzed in without so much as a look from the guards.
Our spot on the lawn was lovely. And everyone around us was drinking "ice cold beer for sale!" But Ash, Shanna, and I sprawled on the lawn and played the Alphabet-Movie-Game that a few guys at Ash's work made up. We each took turns thinking of movies that started with the letter A. If you couldn't think of a movie that started with that letter, you got a point (points are bad) and the group would move on to the next letter. We played this for a solid hour...I have no idea who sang at the pre-show...they weren't super fabulous by any means, and we were doing anything we could to kill time until the concert...including taking pictures on our phones -- just for spite. ;)
A dove flew over our heads. It didn't fit in with the present company...nor did we. ;) But we sat around and watched as the stadium filled to maximum capacity.
At last, the Dave Matthews Band entered the stage and the audience went wild. The ladies in front of us were thoroughly drunk and reverted back to the age of 17 rather than that of 40. I think we got more entertainment out of watching these chicas than we did watching the concert! Haha. I do love people watching. :)
And the concert rolled on, and we knew none of the songs being played. There was a happy drummer, and a man with a sweet electric violin! And Dave Matthews was anything but sober when he exclaimed, "You guys are like Italy. You taste so good!"...or something along those lines. ;) And then the overwhelming smell of pot drifted our way. Gag. We looked at our phones and decided 9:45 would be a good time to leave. So we did.
We beat the crowds, we beat the traffic, life was so good! We opened up the cookies that they wouldn't let me bring in, and scarfed the entire box in a matter of five minutes...I kid you not. We needed sustenance -- off to Little Caesar's, where they gave us the most buttery crazy bread I've ever had in my life. It was delish!



